The Slimmest Spouse - The Journey Continues

So, the last few days haven't been good - for me anyways. I celebrated my 29th birthday at my mom's house with plenty of pasta and chocolate cake. I woke up the next morning relieved to find that my weight had stayed exactly the same. Donovan lost one pound.

It surprises me that either of us has lost anything! Last night Donovan was cracking peanuts and guzzling 64 calorie beer. I made chinese food and kept encouraging him to eat egg rolls. He's been mentioning left over chocolate cake at least twice a day, as if that fudgy goodness doesn't have me on speed dial already. Today I got a steamy text from the last slice. I had no choice but to devour it, as the next logical step would be a restraining order.

I just asked Donovan for his weight from this morning. 176.5! He's put some back on!! I am maintaining at 125. Looks like this is still a close race!

On a completely different note, yesterday Donovan was hysterically bellowing for me to come see something he was watching on TV. Brace yourself. It was an honest-to-goodness real commercial for underwear called "Booty Pop Panties." Booty Pop Panties are specially designed with cushions on the upper half of your cheeks to give you that "popped up" appearance. Where were these 20 years ago? I was always an insecure, chubby kid that had plenty of junk in the trunk. I would pray that Marilyn Monroe body types would suddenly come into fashion. It appears we're headed that way.

You can find the commercial on youtube by searching "booty pop commercial." It is hilarious!

Until next time....